Trump’s trying to figure out a way to get himself out of a financial payment crisis leveled by two judges in two of his criminal/civil cases. These two judgments alone, plus interest and attorney’s fees amount to approximately 554, 000,000 dollars. To generate immediate income, Trump’s come out with a pair of golden (high-top) sneakers retailing from as low as $399 per pair to as much as 619.00 per pair.

When you divide those potential sneaker sale numbers into the $554, 000, 000 judgment, you can understand why Trump is probably going to have to sell some of his prized real estate holdings, namely Trump Tower, to immediately satisfy these judgments. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy-right. My heart is bleeding for him. Yeah, right.

Fortunately, the judges are not going to be satisfied with Trump just posting a temporary bond in place of anteing up the full Monty.

The Trump Tower may be still standing, but it will, no doubt, have another name attached to it. And if that comes to fruition, to Trump, it would be as if it were not standing at all.