I don’t know what McDonald’s hiring policies are with reference to felons, but I’ve got a hunch they certainly wouldn’t hire a felon who didn’t do his allotted time–even for a one-time photo op.

On top of that, Trump’s close association with convicted sex trafficker Jeffery Epstein should have thorn up red flags to that particular McDonald restaurant owner not to have Trump anywhere near his youthful employees.

Trump went to a lot of trouble to parallel Harris’ claim that she once worked at a fast foods concern. Trump looked like a duck out of water, so I added a few details (like the prison orange color of apron in particular) to make him feel more comfortable in his foreseeable future residence.