“Parade Halt!” As a youth growing up in Dayton Beach, Florida, I had many occasions to admire the earth-bound, heavenly bodies as they strutted past the many life guard towers dotting the beaches. It seemed that most beautiful of the these womanly bodies were frequently seen kibitzing with the life guards. Gee, I wonder why?

Normal beach attire on these heavenly bodies usually left little to the imagination, but that was OK for me back then. Now, late in life, I still can admire a shapely figure. I just don’t mentally pursue it to it’s probable sinful conclusion. No sense allowing myself be tempted beyond my capabilities now is there?